Not something you could tell

I do not RESEMBLE a homeless person...then again..who knows how the newly homeless look anyways? My clothes are still clean, and I have changes.

PRO: Every bathroom is my personal bathroom. "Someones in here!"

Eventually, I'll need a haircut...working on that.

As the days progress...once I start leaving butt cheese on toilet seats...well... some random apt complex pool is going to have a visitor in the middle of the night.

But to hold back smells, I do "wash up" in sinks every time I use the restroom. And I have invested in deodorant.

I still have a car, but I only drive it if it's important..and in hot weather so the gas expands.

So if you see me, I'm just another guy.

Fake it till you make it.